PM Lee: It's Not You, It's Me

SINGAPORE, SIN - Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said in a press statement last night that he's not sure if he really wants to put himself through another election. "I'm still on the fence about it... it's not you, it's me", he told hypothetical voters.

The news comes as a shock to voters the Durian spoke to, who said "they gave a lot into the last election, and that they can change." Cabinet members close to the PM said that voters just needed to give the PM some space. "He just need's some Lee-time, you know?" says

"The last one really took a toll on me. The fights, the arguing, I just found myself asking what was the point of pretending to be someone I'm not - going out waving and putting on a happy front when inside I feel so empty." PM Lee said. PM Lee was allegedly last seen looking up solo vacation and backpacking trips on google.